obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

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doritofu:

dsm-decoi:

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michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

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IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

No. He dead.

dead from poundin’ dat pussy from 25000 ft

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